the washington post

This time , do not make fun of max. take to the other thread

Journilast: Imevil
Editor: Yan

The Redskins dilemma for a starting quarterback might end soon. As the Skins' and division rival come to terms with a trade that will bring QB Derek Anderson to Washington.

Touchdown Jesus, part of the three headed dragon in New York, met the Skins' needs with a trade offer that the Skin's GM found out via PM.

"After what happened to David Garrard, we're happy for what will happen if the TC approves" says Skins' GM imevil.

David Garrard was received when the Skins' traded Jason Campbell to the Jaguars. After starting a few games, Gararrd got injured and was sent to the IR.

"Todd Collins was okay, but we needed someone else." said imevil.
The Redskins are 8-1 while obtaining a 8 game winning streak and hope this new addition will make them even better.

The Washington Redskins are predicted by some to win the NFC.

"NFC Conference:Redskins Over Cowboys" said SoxNats, GM of the Baltimore Ravens.
But also said "Super Bowl: Browns over Redskins"
Imevil replied by saying, "ha, i beat the browns before, and i can beat em again" refering to the Redskins 23-17 week 7 victory over the Browns. The same game were Mathais Kiwanika had 7 tackles and a interception.

The ride wont be easy for the Skins', and three teams are at there tail. The Redskins probably wont be able to lock up the division untill week 15.

For now, good luck to the Skins'.

Will I be a dick if I remorselessly spell-check these articles?

Giovanni Carmazzi wrote:

Will I be a dick if I remorselessly spell-check these articles?

Hahhahaha, I already did

yan's my editor

Yan isn't a very good editor

I could still murder this

But Yan is the man so it's all good.

I think kyle would be a perfect editoire

Nice write up, I'll probably do one later tonight if I get the time.

Giovanni Carmazzi wrote:

Yan isn't a very good editor

I could still murder this

But Yan is the man so it's all good.

I only edited the top one

Yan wrote:

I only edited the top one

I know 8)

wtf?

Spelled dilemma wrong in the first one

The Redskins won 27-16 over the rival Dallas Cowboys wensday afternoon.

"Wins are always great" said Imevil, General Manager of the wahington Redskins "But a win like this is better"

Roy Williams had an amazing day. Wiliams had nine receptions for 120 yards.

"A preforfance likes his, (Williams) is on we need on this team" said Imevil.

With the win, the Redskins continued there dominince of the NFL. With a league leading record of 9-1. The only loss coming in there season opener , away at division rival New York.

"Are team has changed so much since then (game at New York), weve got a new quarterback. Actually two (chuckle), and are defense has made many improvments. Were aiming for 15-1. But we know it wont be easy" said Imevil at a press confrence after the game.

I retire as editor

muahahha

its that bad

Interview with TouchDownJeasus (Giants GM):
As you might know, the Giants have been the only team this season to beat the Redskins. This week the will meet again. We asked TDJ about how he feels about his team and this game.

Q:How do you feel about being the only team to beat the redskins?
A: Pretty good especially considering theyre a division rival

Q: do you think you will beat them again?
A: The redskins are a completely different team than they were back in week 1, and so are we [Giants], we're going to have to approach the game at a whole new angle, its gonna be a toss up.

Q:What do you have to say about the Skins GM imevil
A: Im surprised to see him take the redskins this far but hes built up a fairly good team


Q:What are your expectations of your team this season

A: Definately a trip to the playoffs, probably a wildcard birth but I still think the Giants will go far, there are a lot of superstars on the Giants and I expect them to come up big to finish off the season

One Streak Ends, and another Starts
Until saturday, the Redskins were riding high on a 11 game winning streak. But the streak ended on that day with a loss to the Ravens.

"It would have been great to have gone 15-1, but 14-2 sounds nice." said Redskins General Manager Jacob Manning.

The next week the Redskins came into a game against the Bengals with a respected 11-2 record. They lost 23-20.

"I don't know whats going on" said Manning "We are just not playing hard enough is what I think."

"They were both close" said Manning in is press conference "A total margin of 10 points, decent, but not what we want. This losses just happend to be after our win against the Giants."

The Giants were the team that gave the Redskins there opening season loss, but the Redskins won in the rematch a few weeks ago.

"Dont know where to go know, hopefully up" said Manning at the end of his conference.

You lost to me too

I said that.

Ahh I see.

imevil wrote:

One Streak Ends, and another Starts
Until saturday, the Redskins were riding high on a 11 game winning streak. But The streak ended on that day with a loss to the Ravens.

"It would have been great to have gone 15-1, but 14-2 sounds nice." said Redskins General Manager Jacob Manning.

The next week the Redskins came into a game against the Bengals with a respected 11-2 record. They lost 23-20.

"I dont know whats going on" said Manning "Were just not playing hard enough is what I think."

"They were both close" said Manning in is press confrence "A total margin of 10 points, decent, but not what we want. This losses just happend to be after our win against the Giants."

The Giants were the team that gave the Redskins there opening season loss, but the Redskins won in the rematch a few weeks ago.

"Dont know where to go know, hopefully up" said Manning at the end of his confrence.

You made a couple of spelling/grammar mistakes, check em out...

Exclusive Conversation With imevil,Superbowl Winning GM.
Jacob:Hello imevil
imevil:Hello, how ya doin
Jacob:Great, now lets get to buissnes
imevil:ok?
Jacob:When you came into the season what where your teams expectations?
imevil:I expected to make the playoffs but not have a 13-3 record and the superbowl.
Jacob:What was your expected record
imevil:10-6
Jacob:So probablly a wild card in the playoffs
imevil:yup, I expected the giants to win the division.
Jacob:Who did pick for the superbowl champion?
imevil:Giants, thats why i was scared when we played them in the NFC championship.
Jacob:So you thought it was over?
imevil:Pretty Much, I was praying for a win